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Krakow - COMMIE TOUR

Are you dreaming of a city tour different from the standard museum trail in the company of a boring guide? We have the option for you – hop on the hippiest excursion you have ever been on.

On the Social-realist trail we will take you to places known from school history books and to restaurants remembering the past era. We will serve you working class nibbles washed down with vodka shots and take you to lunch at a milk bar*.

The package covers all entrance fees and the services of our cool guide who will share incredible stories from the People’s Republic of Poland. The flexible sightseeing plan includes frequent beverage breaks at numerous booze joints.

A comfortable mini bus will support you during the tour but do not count on it picking you up from every location – the trail will be covered mostly on foot.

Any plans for the evening? We suggest music or night club. Or maybe a special VIP package? Check out the extra options below.

* Milk bar („Bar mleczny” in Polish) – a form of cafeteria, largely popular during the Communist times in Poland, serving cheap meals subsidized by the state. More info to be found here.

Price includes

  • 4-hour sightseeing tour of Social-realist Cracow
  • private transportation
  • entrance passes to all venues
  • snack and vodka shot at a cult Communist pub
  • lunch at milk bar
  • cool city guide

Extras (optional)

69 PLN/person
min. 8 pax
STRIP CLUB ENTRY + DRINK

No waiting in lines. VIP entrance passes + lounge reservation + beer/welcome drink/shot for everyone in a top, safe, centrally located gogo bar.  An English speaking female guide will escort you there. 


99 PLN/person
min. 6 pax
DISCO CLUB VIP PACKAGE

VIP passes to the best club in town + table reservation + booze package (for up to 10 pax 1x0,7l quality vodka + 2l soft, up to 20 pax 2x0,7l vodka + 4l soft drinks etc.) 



hummer-warsaw
129 PLN/person
min. 8 pax
STRETCH LIMOUSINE TRANSFER
Add a one-way limo transfer (hummer, chrysler or similar) to the activity from your hotel or any address within city limits. Female guide & sparkling wine included. Takes about 1 hour. No rush.

hummer-warsaw
190 PLN/person
min. 8 pax
2-WAY LIMOUSINE TRANSFER
Two-way stretch limousine transfer (hummer, chrysler or similar) to your day activity from your hotel or any address within city limits. Female guide included. The more of you, the longer the limo. Minimum 8 pax. Enjoy!

all-you-can-drink-gogo
209 PLN/person
min. 7 pax
OPEN BAR IN A STRIP CLUB
English speaking female guide + entrance tickets + table reservation and open bar for vodka, whisky, beer and soft drinks for 2 hours! And special dance for Stag!  Real madness!


900 PLN/extra
STAG ARREST
The stag will be arrested as a prank in the least expected moment. 

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